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"shwads"
"nothing much, you?"
shwads by Jasmine1234 February 18, 2010
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Shwampies 

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!
Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

Shwampies by Roldiny December 13, 2008
When an underage character is automatically aged to 18.
No, I'm only 15. Don't shadman me.
Shadman by I'm Reptar August 8, 2017

Shwammered 

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")
Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.
Shwammered by r-fine23 April 25, 2010
verb, noun or adjective. Originating from TJ- Basically can be used in any sentence, meaning whatever you want. can also be used on occasion to replace words like "okay", "cool", or "thanks". When the time is right, it can also be used by itself just to let people know how high or drunk you are, or letting them know that you are having a good time with a lady friend. Also can be utilized to talk to someone infront of others, without having anyone else know what the two of you are talking about. When you use it enough, people realize how much swag you have.
1) -What are we doing tonight?

-We're shwampin' it

2) Yo, pass me that shwamp

3) We shwamped like there was no tomorrow

4) -Thanks for helpin me out

- Shwamp
Shwamp by tjgbsfootball44 May 26, 2011

shwammie 

A word used in many different ways, but mostly as a way of showing sudden excitement.
I hung out with sarah yesterday, and she gave me a kiss, shwammie!
shwammie by Chooch DeMars May 1, 2007