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shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .
Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.
shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017
When one gets hammered drunk before dark and passes out for a minimum of 10 hours, therefore not participating in the festivities of the night.

Yelling, screaming and clapping for one's favorite sports team, regardless of where one is watching the game, showing a clear disregard for those around him, who may or may not be sleeping.

Cooking extremely delicious food on a nightly basis.
Chris got drunk by the pool in Vegas and was Shulling by 3 pm

Chris was watching the Yankees earlier and was Shulling so loud I could barely hear myself think.

Man am I baked, you gonna go Shulling any time soon?
Shulling by The_Dude_Abides October 20, 2012

I’m shutting your butt down 

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent
QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

shitling 

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.
Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.
shitling by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

shekleing 

when you shove as much food onto your fork as humanly (or should I say metaly) possible. specifically for when you use the back of the prongs, but can be used in any relatively similar context.
"why is Ryan putting so much on his fork?"
"don't mind him, he's always shekleing these days,"
shekleing by queerbastard November 19, 2020