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Shroomchies 

When you’re tripping balls and you get a sudden burst of hunger
Person 1: Bro it’s sunday we can’t go to chick fil a
Person 2: I lowkey got the shroomchies rn and chick sounds gas.
Shroomchies by Keltonpygott September 6, 2020

Shalomski 

A racial slur against ultra-orthodox (Haredim) in Israel.
Haredi: You dirty goy!
Random Guy: whatever you say Shalomski
Shalomski by Orthodox Jew hater November 1, 2023

shroomality 

noun, the temporary reality someone experiences when taking shrooms.
I locked myself in a freezer because was in a shroomality where the freezer was the only safe place.
shroomality by lolo February 23, 2005

Shootskies 

A term used to avoid using the word shit.
"Now, now. Don't say shit, say shootskies!"
Shootskies by Wolf Leonora March 6, 2009

Shiboomski 

Slang used by teachers to congratulate their students on answering a problem or question successfully.
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Four
Teacher: *yells* SHIBOOMSKI!!!
Shiboomski by Voidoracle October 7, 2012
Hallucinogenic mushrooms contain psilcybin, psilocin, and baeocystin. Shrooms are incredible and nearly non-toxic too. By incredible I mean it can be the best experience of your life or the worst experience of your life depending on the mood at the time, setting, and who you are with. A good trip can be a learning expeience and lead to extremely thoughtful introspection. A bad trip is as bad as watching your whole family die in a car accident or you can end up being as paranoid as if you were being chased by a guy with a chainsaw in a maze. Seriously, it is incredible. Do not trip right after a bad experience or if you have alot of unpleasant thoughts going through your head at the time. Go into the trip optimistic and usually it will go good, though it is pretty unpredictable. Mild dose effects are colors seem alot more vibrant (blue seeming bluer, black seeming blacker), patterns seem more interesting and intricate, an undescrible feeling of an oncoming mental revelation, giddiness or anxiety. Higher dose effects include extreme laughter, uncontrollable racing thoughts, colors changing and a feeling that each and every color gives a certain tone to your inner most being (hard to explain unless you've tried them), distortions of all senses, hyper awareness of taste, smell, music (listen to your favorite band), pictures coming to life and everything becoming three dimensional, or may cause extreme paranoia and/or uncontrollable crying. Also, the beshroomed will have a totally undescribable yet very significant feeling that he/she has attained knowledge that they can not and will not ever lose, just to be a memory the next day. Dosages break down like this: 20-30 grams of wet shrooms is enough to have a good trip. 50 grams is nick-named the "Hero trip". Dried shrooms is 1/10 the weight of wet shrooms, so 2-3 grams of dried shrooms is a pretty good trip while 5 grams is the "Hero trip". Anything more and your in for a crazy time. Trip with a trusted friend!
Shrooms are the flesh of the gods.
shrooms by Shaggy Sean September 26, 2005