Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".

"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"

Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

shrimpdacockis 

A genetic “disease” that cause your penis to not be able to grow more than 3 inches

Broskie, i heard Kevontae got shrimpdacockis

shrimpdacockis by Simp the Shrimp April 23, 2020

shrimpadoodle 

the biggest W compliment ever. if you’ve ever been called this, be grateful for the rest of ur life

“omg stop doing roblox fortnite dances ur being a shrimpadoodle”
“WAIT RLLY OMG TYSM”

shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022

shrimp taco 

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

shrimp taco by JonasV May 31, 2016

shrimpcocked 

To have an object of importance be placed on the floor or on the opposite side of you in the middle of an assignment or conversation followed by the words “get shrimpcocked”

“Get shrimpcocked” “you just got shrimpcocked”

shrimpcocked by Shrimp_cock69 October 12, 2021

shrimpadoodle 

the biggest compliment you could ever receive. such a W. if you’ve ever been called this be grateful for the rest of ur life😊🥕

“stop doing roblox fortnite dances ur being a shrimpadoodle”
“WAIT RLLY OMG STOP TYSM”
“hits blox dab even harder”

shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022

Shrimp Taco 

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

Shrimp Taco by BigNoseBigDick August 9, 2017