Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo

Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

Shoeburyness High School by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019

Shrewsbury Finger

Originating in the late 90s outdoor party scene in the area surrounding Shrewsbury, West Shropshire the Shrewsbury Finger is when the index finger is wagged vociferously in both recognition and appreciation of a 'bangin tune' slipped in by a DJ usually specialising in drum 'n' bass, breaks or techno.

"Nafe's givin' it the Shrewsbury Finger to this tune!"

Shrewsbury Finger by Beardy Mat July 13, 2006

Martyn Shrewsbury 

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

Martyn Shrewsbury by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.

"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."

shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008

Shrewsbury 

Shrewsbury is a town located in Massachusetts. From the outside, the town looks like a sweet little place where kids hang out and frolic in the park. But in reality, it's like hell. Half of the population are asians and the other half is made up of snobby rich kids and white gangsters. There's like 10 black kids.Half of the high school does drugs cause there's nothing to do in Shrewsbury.

"Hey where do you live?"
"In Shrewsbury"
"So are you high right now?"

Shrewsbury by S.A. Is used by someone else June 28, 2017

Shrewsbury 

A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury.
Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.

The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.

Shrewsbury by Lindsaya October 22, 2007

Shrewsburyism 

Shrewsburyism's are Crazy words used by people from shrewsbury, in place of normal english. See dunna, tinna and mon

Jo: Alright mon?

Rob: Hi, are you coming out today?

Jo: It tinna very nice outside, I dunna wanna come out!

Rob: Hell jo you are full of shrewsburyism's

Shrewsburyism by Robert Leigh Adams December 1, 2006