shrekage

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.

' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'

shrekage by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015

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ShredAlert

When conditions and elements for a sporting activity align to become irresistible, making it incredibly necessary for one to drop every responsibility and obligation in order to recreate.

A call to party at the most varsity of levels.

ShreeeedAleeeeerrrt, I will not be coming to work today.

Drunken party=Facebook profile pictures, ShredAlert!

ShredAlert by hiris April 16, 2009

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shreddage • ShredAlert • Shredatentiary • shrekage

Shredatentiary

A machine that is used to cut mozzarella in a pizza joint. Very dangerous use wisely

Aye bro can you go hop on the Shredatentiary

Shredatentiary by Tasmanian joey September 28, 2018

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shreddage

Noun for shred/shredding

Snowboarder: This weekend we are going to Winter Park for some proper shreddage!

MTBer: The shreddage is going to be unreal once I get some new tires on this bike.

shreddage by Bilbo J. Swaggins October 5, 2020

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shreddage

Noun for shred/shredding

Snowboarder: This weekend we are going to Winter Park for some proper shreddage!

MTBer: The shreddage is going to be unreal once I get some new tires on this bike.

shreddage by Bilbo J. Swaggins October 5, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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