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spreadneck 

a person who consciously chooses to not wear a mask during covid-19. Not because of they medically cannot, rather because they generally do not care about other people's health. Usually sighting inaccurate, disproven conspiracy theories that have been proven time and time again as factually inaccurate.
look at the spreadneck with his Trump flag on the back of his lifted pickup.
spreadneck by coffeeguy84 June 27, 2020
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Spreadneck 

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.
Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck
Spreadneck by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021

Spreadneck 

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South
Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.
Spreadneck by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009

Shredneck 

Extreme sports mixed with a redneck.
1. Wakeboarding with a dip in. Shredneck

2. Poppin wheelies on your tractor.

3. Wakeboarding in a trench, getting pulled by a truck.

4. Putting a slider in your grandpas pond on the farm.

5. Holding onto a moped to get speed to hit a kicker on a skateboard.

6. Using plumbers gloves for snowboarding gloves.
Shredneck by Frank from Clemson February 8, 2010

Threadneck 

One who spends all of their time on threads and thinks themselves smart but is still a stupid as a rock
Hey, Bro, that guy was on the MLP forum posting up a storm again,I swear if that fucking threadneck invades my forum again shits gonna get nasty.
Threadneck by MetronohmBeats May 22, 2015

spreadneck speedball 

You wake up smoke a bowl and drink a coffee you do a spreadneck speedball

Shreddneck 

A noun used to stereotype those who base their lives on the Metal style and Redneck style of life. The word is based on two separate definitions for one's persona; "Shred," relating to the art of "Guitar Shredding," and "Redneck," putting emphasis to the proud southern, and sometime, unintelligent way of life.
We're goin muddin n breakin in this new Gojira CD the proper Shreddneck way.

Today I think ill go Shreddneck and wear my Mastodon shirt, Skoal ringed levi jeans, Pantera belt buckle, and Rocky boots.

Dude, lets make a Shreddneck version of "Saturday Night Special.
Shreddneck by Uncle Algren August 5, 2010