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Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.

Shoe + Punch = Shpunch

Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.
Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!

Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.

If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!
Shpunch by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
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A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.
" You Spinched bro?"
spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Spinched 

To be "Spinched" means to be high off of smoking weed.
Im so "Spinched" right now man.
Spinched by the one who made it up October 18, 2011

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.
If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!
To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.
Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.
Shlonched by Yockie July 28, 2019