A very pale, ether mass. Despite its natural paleness, its often found in the wild as very tanned, because they like to roll out into the sunlight and sunbathe for hours. They are not very dense, and roll around easily. Dropped from a great height, they will assimilate the material of what they hit, quite literally becoming the cement. They attract buns, and hot embers, which will often jump out of the grill in search of the nearest shprengel. Shprengels often like to inhale marijuana smoke, and achieve a higher sense of understanding and rolling speed by doing so.
by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009