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Synonym for "crap" or "shit," but usable in some situations where dropping the s-bomb is inappropriate.
Sent via I.M. from my place employment to my wife's: "The boss is on a tirade today, and guess where I was standing when the shpoopit hit the fan?"
by Spelbronze May 23, 2011