shlonsky 

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004

shlotzky 

a Polish cock

Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.

shlotzky by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009

Yoinky shploinky 

A epic dance which you swings yur arms and legs around.. yeah

Guy1: DO THE YOINKY SHPLOINKY
guy2: what..?
Guy1: *pulls out a gun*

Guy2: oh shit.
Guy1: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Guy2: *does the yoinky shploinky*

Yoinky shploinky by Blockesth August 13, 2023

shplotski 

When you are doing a chick from behind and you pull out right before cumming, catch it in your hand, separate it into equal parts, half in one hand, half in the other, and you clap your hands over the girls ears while yelling "Shplotski!"

Clarissa was being a bitch last night so when I was fuckin' her I had to shplotski that bitch.

shplotski by Chonga Charlie October 29, 2008

shlomsky 

forgives shlomsky, no hard feelings

pals

shlomsky by eko286th February 13, 2003

Shotsky 

A cocktail of reasonable strength, made up of two tequila and two vodka shots. Usually served with ice and a tooth pick. Also known to its detractors as "The Red Terror". The drink is especially despised by the counter-revolutionary Sambuca, Staropramen and Carling drinkers, who are known collectively as the Bukharinists and Stalinists.

E.g. 1. "Oi mate, I got us a couple of tequilas."

"Why don't you stop being a Menshevik?"

"You what?"

"Put some vodka in it and let's have a shotsky."

E.g. "I'm feeling extra socialist tonight, shotskies for everyone!"

Shotsky by Trottails March 3, 2014

shlomsky 

uber-padder; likes to get it on with moxin

"that uber-padder shlomsky just banged moxin"

shlomsky by eko286th February 13, 2003