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Boy-hungry pediphile who wears cripsy, tight, black denim jeans
Guy 1: "Here comes Showich"
Guy 2: "where'd he get those jordaches?"
by dave1345 August 15, 2007
 
1.
any guy caught wearing old-school jeans that are way too tight and look almost crispy. Most often found in dead-end jobs, known to prey on young boys.
Guy 1: Dude look at that showich
Guy 2: are those jordasches?
Guy 1: Lets get out of here
by N1CK2345 September 06, 2007