stivenism 

A religion defined by the Stiven. Stivenism is the religion forming the Stivenistic Theocracy. In this system Disneyland is a haven for racist and sexist ideals and Stiven rules all. The answer to everything is Geography and the nation anthem is "Lord of Blackwood is Nice to Children" All hail the lord of Blackwood.

AP World Student 1: "The answer isn't 1492!! The answer is geography"

AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"

AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."

stivenism by SydtheKid913 May 31, 2017

Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

Showzenism by Percy Jones July 24, 2007

shovelsmack

someone with such an ugly face that looks like it has been smacked with a shovel

Shes such a shovelsmack

shovelsmack by Alice B December 9, 2008

shoeism 

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

shoeism by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

Sheenism 

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

Sheenism by TDawesome April 7, 2011

Sheenism 

A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible

I believe in sheenism.

Sheenism by Jello_boi January 22, 2020

Sheenism 

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

Sheenism by ultimatebob March 3, 2011