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When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
by machisimobadass January 20, 2010