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shotties 

A variation of the bong native to SouthWest England, where a straight tube is used instead of a conventional "gauze type" bong tube.
The end of the shottie tube (also known as a downie or downpipe/tube) is plugged with a small amount of rolling tobacco, onto which a thin layer of crushed or chopped cannabis is applied. The user then lights the cannabis/tobacco plug until such time as all of the cannabis glows red and the plug can be seen to slide down the tube. At this point, the user gives a sharp tug to pull the cannabis/tobacco into the bong water, the smoke is then inhaled, providing the user with a more intense hit than that provided by conventional smoking paraphenalia, this means shotties provide a both economical and enjoyable smoking experience
shotties by DJ darklight February 20, 2007

shortiest 

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"
shortiest by Ponderer June 10, 2009

shorties 

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.
"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"
shorties by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

shorties 

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.
shorties by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

shorties 

Urban / hip-hop culture based term for children with reference to their short stature. Often encountered among lyrics for rap music. There is also an infered context that the so referenced children are targets for potential underage sexual liasion.
Dat school yard fulla shorties!

R. Kelly was known for his love of the shorties.
shorties by feca August 30, 2006

shotties 

An extended version of calling "shotgun" for the front seat of the car. You can call "shotties" for anything you want.
"Shotties for the last piece of candy!"
shotties by Marlene Rodriguez December 28, 2005