A short, brown, kinda chubby, frat star who wears shades inside and loves bud light also some cocaine he basically the most chill bro ever. ....but, has no respect for woman. Last occasionally wants to fight little Asian kids when he is drunk as shit. Also, he replaced water in his diet with beer.
Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.
Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.
A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A shortvacation because of lack of funds or time.
Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my headstraight.
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Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)
Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!