shortbread squirt
shortbread squirt by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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Caramel Shortbread
A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.
Caramel Shortbread by the resourceful five April 9, 2011
Shartbread
Shartbread by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021
shortbread fever
1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008
shortbread
NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody
shortbread by big_nacho November 19, 2021
Shortbreading it
shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail
shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail
shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail
a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"
b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"
c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"
d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"
e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it
b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"
c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"
d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"
e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it
Shortbreading it by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010
Shortbread cookies
Shortbread cookies by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010