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Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.
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take a long walk off a short pier 

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier 

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
Take a long walk off a short pier.

Walking-short 

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short
Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective
Walking-short by tangencies January 16, 2010

Snortwalker 

A Person, Specifically Nort#1703 is a person who is Very racist saying a lot of slur's on the regular as well as sit's in Voice Chat on their own with music bot playing for hours and hours on end
you're such a snortwalker
Snortwalker by Harribul May 19, 2022

shorewalker 

One who walks on the shore, a person who does not work at sea, one engaged in employment on land and has never and will never work at sea.
Jim is a shorewalker, he has no idea of the ways of the sea.
shorewalker by shorewalker November 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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