Short Skin
Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.
Short Skin by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012
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short skinny penis
Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
short skinny penis by uniquepenis January 18, 2016
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skin shirt
Chad: Woah dude you've got a serious skin shirt. Want some 'screen?
Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.
Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.
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shortskin
shaaawt-skeeeen
opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.
GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?
opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.
GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?
shortskin by shortskin101 August 27, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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