Short bussed
The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.
Short bussed by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021
Short Bussed
The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."
Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.
Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
Short Bussed by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011
Related Words
short busser
A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.
The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?
Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?
Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?
Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
short busser by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009
short bused
short bused by nick_g October 2, 2010
Short Bused
Short Bused by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009
Short bused
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Short bused by CK1988 February 8, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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