a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his dick is and how short he is.
wow, such a nice monster truck... the man who owns it must suffer from short guy syndrome. I feel so bad for the poor little man.):
by hiddenstar December 24, 2014
by DisAshters August 29, 2021
A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.
Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?
Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
by furry bear September 23, 2009
by Debo68 May 21, 2019