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snodgrass 

The hair on a mans neck (sometimes called neck pubes) which is a cross between head hair, and body hair. It is called snodgrass when it gets out of control.
Tony's hair cut is nice, but he has got to get that snodgrass under control.
snodgrass by big howard December 9, 2008

Snodgrass 

A typical businessman who works 24/7, and only cares about work.
Frank worked from 7:00 am to 10:00 pm. All he cared about was work,work,work. He is such a snodgrass.
Snodgrass by ThatPoptart January 24, 2012

shogress (n.) 

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.
A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
shogress (n.) by mathgirrl November 29, 2009

snodgrass 

1. A heavy drinking individual of Gaelic decent. Usually addicted to some form of illegal substance with alcohol.

2. Senseless violence directed towards unsuspecting or undeserving emo.
Oh shit, that snodgrass passed out drunk on my coach again.

Hey emo kid, we're gonna open a can of snodgrass on your ass.
snodgrass by Bradly Frost February 28, 2008

Shopgasmic 

A shopping locale so incredible it is the equivalent of an orgasm.
This boutique is awesome!! It's shopgasmic!

shopression 

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time
Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression
shopression by not.ava September 23, 2017