Showerpooling 

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.

"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"

Showerpooling by LaIdolJeansFetishGuy October 12, 2012

Showermonia

Not wanting to Shower any day of the week (CAUTION can be spread)

Eww you smell!

you got the showermonia

Showermonia by Urfatmxm January 2, 2022

showerpunt 

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

showerpunt by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

shoperone 

shop-er-one | ˈsho-pə-ˌrōn |
verb
keeping an eye on your phone to look after/supervise your Instacart, Postmates or TaskRabbit shopper while they are shopping for you

Hold up one second, I need to shoperone my Instacart shopper. They ALWAYS screw up my Sprouts order!

shoperone by #HodgePodgeLA January 28, 2021

showerporker 

A person of substandard intelligence (usually an emmit) who enters a particular chain of stores with the aim of annoying staff by upping footfall counts unnecessarily; This is usually followed by a complaint about something they wouldn't have bought even if they could afford it.

Less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.

E.g. Walking into a shop that you have no interest in being in, then back out to fetch the wife, then back in again to show her a garment that you don't like so that you can have a good whine about it and/or its price.

Usually followed by a member of staff saying "bloody showerporker, that's ruined our conversion rate"

showerporker by An Employee of the above chain October 2, 2010

Shopperon 

According to MommyDGreat; Shopperon means i have to tag along where my mom is going!

Been busy shopperon for my mom!

Shopperon by Oly!! March 31, 2020

Superpontoon 

when you play pontoon/blackjack and more than one person has pontoon and one of the people really wants to win so they come up with superpontoon to claim victory

Chris: pontoon
David: I have pontoon aswell
James: I have pontoon also
Caroline (chris + james mum): But Chris has superpontoon
David: Fuck this im gna go batter some germans

Superpontoon by superpontoonfan January 11, 2008