A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for
Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!
by Jacksie09 June 25, 2015
You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.
by Bobsquad3 October 30, 2009
Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022
lil' shooty is a bad ass mo fo from Dirty Money Island. Aint afraid to give no one a Des Moines Diaper OR a Superman. IF you ever shooted at lil' shooty, you aint readin this cuz lil' shooty shooted you, dawg!
Rap Lyrics by lil'shooty:"Better not be talkin that smack, lil'shooty pop a cap in yo ass"
li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!
li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!
by miss*teary*o*so December 31, 2011
Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
by Jolly shmoe June 26, 2020
A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.
The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
You missed again...shooty pooty!
Shooty Pooty, you lost.
(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
Shooty Pooty, you lost.
(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
by Phoenix_Fire January 24, 2011
this is the girl that you see that makes you say "oh shoot!" and you desire her to be your "boo."
she is THAT girl. She is fine and i want to make her mine.
she is THAT girl. She is fine and i want to make her mine.
by DJ-JD May 10, 2011