Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021

Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Commander Shepard by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

shoppaholic 

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

shoppaholic by in the name of love January 25, 2017

shepaug 

Shepaug High School is located in western CT. It’s currently a wanna be Ag school. It’s pretty small so anything that’s your business is also everyone else’s. Super clicky although each click only has about five kids. If walking through the hallways you’ll be able to see 12 year-olds running with a pile of books bigger than them. A.K.A. Shitpaug (although if you call it that then you’re probaly a snobby little shit).

“So you go to shitpuag?”

“You mean Shepaug?”

“Don’t you go to school with middle schoolers?”
“Well yeah but we have a pool so...”

shepaug by swagfaggg February 4, 2018