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2.
A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles
Hey man Mark Anthony is such a shoebagger.
Hey man i want to shoebag your mom.
by Chewy Backa April 17, 2006
 
1.
a safe way for kids to say 'douchebag' without having their moms' come after them with a broom.
Look over there mom! It's that shoebag, Kanye West!
by Junior Achiever May 25, 2011