Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

Schmoozebag by Social descender December 5, 2012

shmoobagobgob 

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

shmoobagobgob by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008

Schmoozeball 

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

Schmoozeball by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010

shmooshbag 

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

shmooshbag by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

Shmoebag

1. One who acts like a douche bag with the combination of having a cleft ass hole with some shmoe leeking from the dick inside of it.

2. Mr.Reynolds

Kevin: You know Mr.Reynolds?

Greg: You mean the shmoebag?

Kevin: Yes the shmoebag.

Shmoebag by Greg Brunner June 17, 2006

snoozebag 

someone who is very boring.

'God, Ucker is such a snoozebag'

snoozebag by Rosel November 2, 2005

shmeezebag

female who is unsavory.

your ex girlfriend who sleeps with the entire jv soccer team is a shmeezebag.

shmeezebag by Dan the Impaler September 8, 2011