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ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.
Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
ShmooshDozen by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014
To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique
Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?
Shmoosh by Kidsticky December 31, 2019
Feeling all possible emotions at the exact same time
I felt smooshy as the plane took off
Smooshy by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018
verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.
"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore
shmoosh by btownmt459 August 17, 2010

shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them
Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag
shmooshmag by Jon phone June 21, 2008

shmooshmite 

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.
Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!
shmooshmite by K. Weezy May 13, 2009