Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

Schmoozebag by Social descender December 5, 2012

shmoobagobgob 

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

shmoobagobgob by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008

shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

shmooshmag by Jon phone June 21, 2008

shmooshbag 

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

shmooshbag by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

Shmoebag

1. One who acts like a douche bag with the combination of having a cleft ass hole with some shmoe leeking from the dick inside of it.

2. Mr.Reynolds

Kevin: You know Mr.Reynolds?

Greg: You mean the shmoebag?

Kevin: Yes the shmoebag.

Shmoebag by Greg Brunner June 17, 2006

sloosebag 

A person, gernearlly a female who has proven time after time that she whores it up and is all around a complete waste of space..

damnnnn, that bitch is such a sloosebag

or

deena you are a complete sloosebag

sloosebag by selfishpanda June 11, 2006