shmey

billys made up word, to try and make him look like he has rhyming talents

me: 'hey'

billy: 'shmey'

by vee-vyan April 24, 2008

Shmey

Totally awesome person who loves hamburger helper and likes to talk to 16 year old kids on the phone all day. IE Rapist

Corey:Dude Your such a Shmey
Ashley:I know =(

by BanananaBatMan February 17, 2010

Ahmad shmeis

A pussy magnet, sexy, every girl likes, best wider receiver in the world, gets an bitch he wants

I’m such an Ahmad Shmeis

I mean yeah you have bitches

by Pussy eater 2069 December 29, 2022

Ahmad Shmeis

Pussy eater, all women love him, best wide receiver in the world, all girls die for him, has a big dick

Girl 1: I want to fuck him
Girl 2: no me
Girl 3: he such an Ahmad Shmeis

by Pussy eater 2069 December 29, 2022

yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

Shmey

Shmey, used as a frustrated grumble, meaning "Shut-up" or "mind your own business"

Aris:"...the party was mad though man you so should have been here, bro"
Henry: "Shmey"

by The huzz March 20, 2018