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1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook
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A non-insulting substitute for "fuck". Commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.
Person A: "Man I'm so shmecking hungry"
Person B: "What do you mean by shmeck?"
Person A: "Look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos"
Person B: "Yeah alright"
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Another Word for Shit used by Catholic School Children.
My Food tastes like Shmeck.
by Dylan Manning February 20, 2005
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Another word used by Catholic School Students for "Shit"
It smells like shmeck in the church today.
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A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.
I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...
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A universal word that is used as a substitute for fuck, wrecked, shit, etc. Also used in substitute for fooled or tricked. Created and very popular in South Florida.
This food smells like shmeck.

My brother got shmecked by the other team.
I love shmecking kids since the day I was born.
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