Shmeat

by popidave December 9, 2018

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy April 28, 2018

Shmeat is use to discribe some one with a small dick

by Momobaddie2295 April 5, 2019

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 21, 2022

shmeat

sha has a serious case of shmeat

by Shmeat beater6000 December 25, 2019

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.