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sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.
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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
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Al Shabaab 

An Islamic organization that controls much of southern Somalia, excluding the capital, Mogadishu. It has waged an insurgency against Somalia's transitional government and its Ethiopian supporters since 2006. Originally the militant wing of the Islamic Courts Union, the group that controlled Somalia prior to the country's invasion by Ethiopian forces, al-Shabaab leaders have claimed affiliation with al-Qaeda since 2007. Though most analysts believe al-Shabaab's organizational links to al-Qaeda are weak, in February 2008 the United States added the group to its list of foreign terrorist organizations.
Al Shabaab's strength has grown since then, but many experts say the withdrawal of Ethiopian forces from Somalia in January 2009 could diminish the group's basis for popular support. In what marked the group's first major attack outside of Somalia, al-Shabaab claimed responsibility for twin bombings that killed more than seventy people in Kampala, Uganda (NYT) during the World Cup final on July 11, 2010.
A modified form of felatio, with the female using both hands in a grasping, twisting motion. After recieving one, it is widely accepted that a great deal of bragging is in order.
"Holy shit, that chick gave me fucking La Samba last night, her hands where all over my shaft!"
La Samba by Papi Chulan June 12, 2008
Shaba is a name for a female used in some Islamic countries like Maldives.

It refers to an Arabic word ( شابة,شبة ) that means "young" in feminine and also used to refer to a beautiful thing to tell something is much beautiful and vital.

The word was used by the ancient Arabs to name a male "Shab" and a female "Shaba,Shabba" specially in a tribe called "banou shabeeba" "بنو شبيبة" , while now used only in no-arabian Islamic countries as a female name.

Still used in Arabian countries to tell something is young, vital, and beautiful specially in the Western African Arabian countries.
Someone: Hello Shaba!
Shaba by ZSof December 31, 2014
Extreme homosexual that prefers it in the ear. Also known as A.J. or Crunchwrap. A sambado is the one that plays all the sports that involve physical contact with other men. Sambados are often aroused by gingers and penis loving robots.
"Hey sambado"

"Call me A.J."

You are a FUCKING HOMO!"
Sambado by WillyFlynn May 8, 2010

Shabalaheem 

-noun
1. the male or female organ of copulation.
2. weed.
3. anything else especially awesome, or significant.

–adjective
1. capable of overwhelming with amazement; stunningly surprising.
2. causing great surprise or sudden wonder.
3. unusual or considerable in degree, power, intensity, etc.

-interjection
1. expression used when excitement ensues.
ie: "fuck yeah!"
2. exclamatory statement combined with a fist pump.
-noun;
1. Chick: "I need some shabalaheem before I hump a fire ant hill out of desperation."
2. Dude: "That shabalaheem fucked me up."

-adjective;
1. "Grandma's Boy is so shabalaheem! I've seen it 100 times."
2. "Sitting on a speaker during dubstep is shabalaheem. I can barely contain myself."
3. "That girl's ass was hella shabalaheem. I'd eat every meal out of it."

-interjection;
1. "shabalaheem!! I just came."
2. "what the shabalaheem!?!"
3. "I just sold those customers 4 more accessories than they actually wanted. shabalaheem!"
Shabalaheem by SashaRenee June 20, 2011