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Bladder Shmadder 

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.
Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.
Bladder Shmadder by PeteJ December 9, 2008
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An amazingly talented girl who is not afraid to speak her mind and tell someone no. She is a crazy bitch who loves everybody who cares about her.
She crazy and caring she must be a Shadden.
Shadden by Twitter is the worst January 30, 2016

shmanden 

a cool dude 😎
yeah he’s totally a shmanden
shmanden by lolzellll October 23, 2020

Shmadderall

A slang term for adderal used in front of people who you don't want to hear the word adderal.
(In front of professor) Hey man you got any shmadderall?
Shmadderall by Shmadman October 3, 2008

Mashed Smadden 

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.
Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.
Mashed Smadden by schmam December 4, 2010
A very interesting guy, who has so many secret admirers. Girls are usually very shy to approach Shadden’s because of how attractive they are. They are probably a football player or a tennis player no in between
Omg a Shadden is passing by! He is so hot… I wish I was good enough.
Shadden by Don’t-worry November 23, 2021