Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shlobbing 

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

Shlobbing by ShlobVR May 17, 2023

Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.

My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.

Boing Shloing by Random person from warrensburg June 1, 2018

Shlombing 

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

Shloming by Ski Bro January 3, 2010

Shloming

When people are going skiing and snowboarding. Shloming is used if you don't want to say we are going skiing and snowboarding.

"We're all going skiing and he's going snowboarding with us."
"You mean you're going Shloming?"

Shloming by shloming bro January 3, 2010

shobing 

To smoke weed on a daily while talking to a random man named Joe or Harold.

“Hey you should really try this shob man”
Joe: “I can’t do that right now, the neighbors are invading! I’ll go shobing another time when the neighbors aren’t invading or hacking the cameras”

shobing by Unknown GD Nigga 1738 October 31, 2019