shlatitude
Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.
shlatitude by Scott March 30, 2004
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Schleptitude
Schleptitude by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008
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Schleptitude
similar to ineptitude, only not a quality, but rather a temporary state brought on by an influx of schleps in a confined space, thereby bringing a state of schlepness to all non-schleps in said area. Will gradually decrease once removed from the schlepified area, provided no schleps choose to follow.
Man, if I don't get away from these schleps soon, I'm going to come down with some serious Schleptitude.
Schleptitude by JoshT83 June 16, 2010
skeptitude
basically refers to one having a skeptical or disbelieving attitude towards an event or what someone says, often in a very indifferent/insensitive manner.
Megan: So guess what ?! i just won the lottery and i finally have enough to buy my mom that house she’s always wanted. how crazy is that ?!!
Jane: OMW !! that is super good news for you!! we should go out to celebrate!
Sophie: pshhht , as if.
Branden: yo, Sophie , dude. lose the fucken skeptitude . i thought you were her best friend ..
Jane: OMW !! that is super good news for you!! we should go out to celebrate!
Sophie: pshhht , as if.
Branden: yo, Sophie , dude. lose the fucken skeptitude . i thought you were her best friend ..
skeptitude by OctoberrFactioooon April 21, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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