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shittyflute 

A youtuber who makes recorder, flute and kazoo (ususally all of them together) covers for popular/meme music for the fun of it. The videos features the artist with a recorder or flute stuck in his/her mouth.
With the popularity of the channel, shittyflute became a meme itself and inspired others to make their terrible flute covers as well. Nowadays, it can mean both the YouTuber or the art of flute/recorder covers, and the action of doing so.
I just shittyfluted many songs with my terrible recorder skills.
shittyflute by A dying goat September 5, 2019
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When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.
"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."
Shitfoot by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018
When your feline friend has recently concluded utilizing their sandbox abode and one or more limbs has acquired fecal matter.
Babe the Runt(Feline) is walking around the living room with “Shitfoot” again!
Shitfoot by Irvdagod September 19, 2019

shittybooboo 

Wow... the Adrian girls basketball team is such a group of shittybooboos.
shittybooboo by TheGr8Abboi May 6, 2018

shittypookaka 

Disappointing results, upsetting news, life’s just like that
I couldn’t find what I was looking for... shittypookaka
I’m sorry your dog just died.. well that’s shittypookaka
shittypookaka by Remmi December 31, 2019
A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot
I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!
shitfoot by Random J April 9, 2011

shittyflute 

a song played on a flute horibbly
This song is a shittyflute of I want for christmas is you.
shittyflute by shittyflute January 27, 2021