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The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.
"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."
by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013
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when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
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