shit pond 

A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.

Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.

shit pond by Zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014

Shitconda 

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

Shitconda by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

shitpod 

What the iPod should have been named, due to its outrageous price and lack of features

iPod sucks balls man!

shitpod by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005

shitpod 

Unit of measure. Less than shitton but more than an assload.

There is a shitpod of people in the gym = they gym is 70 to 90% full.

shitpod by sexy the dog October 9, 2005

shitpon 

A tampon that is made of shit.

Sam, can i borrow a shitpon?

shitpon by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011

Shitpon 

Sticking a couple pieces of toliet paper in your asscrack to prevent getting shitstains on your underwear

"I just tooka shite, gotta remember to fix a shitpon in me arse"

Shitpon by Dracula's dermatologist August 10, 2021

shitpound 

When one finished anal sex and fists their partners asshole

Male friend 1: Yeah after I fucked her she let me shitpounded her

shitpound by DADDYRICKTERLUVER June 26, 2022