noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.
The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.
Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!
It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
1. An interjection used to say something you have earned, lost, forgotten, completed, etc.
2. Funny word that takes the place of "shit." Usually makes other people laugh, and also is legit to use in school.
Oh shiznuts I forgot to get my history book from my locker!
shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.