shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shanatic 

A hardcore Shahid Kapoor Fan. Shahid is a very Popular Indian Actor. His fans have made special lingo that is deicated to him. like amazing is Shamazing, etc etc

shanatic

Shanatic by A crazy Shanatic myself. March 27, 2011

Shitnick 

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitnami 

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.

The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.

shitnami by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

Shibatical 

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

Shibatical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009