An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.
American Shitizen
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009