Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--

Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010

shithawk 

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."

I'm watching you like a shithawk

shithawk by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shithawk 

Word used by Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys.

"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"

shithawk by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003

shitcakes 

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

shitcakes by franc September 22, 2005

Shithawk 

A big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you

I'm watching you... Like a shithawk

Shithawk by the shitapillar November 19, 2010

shithacker 

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

shithacker by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

Shithawk 

someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.

a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.

Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"

Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"

Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"

Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."

Shithawk by Shithunter March 29, 2010