shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.

Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."

shitquake by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

shitsquatch 

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.

Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!

shitsquatch by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007

Nyquil Shitsquat 

When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.

I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.

Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.

Nyquil Shitsquat by SuckPocket July 23, 2022

shitquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal material.

none is necessary...what can i say?

shitquake by oddkin February 17, 2005

shitiqua 

pronounced SHIT- nequa A wonderful name for a porta potty (or P-Pot Porta-John, PortaJane, Port-O-Let, Port-a-Loo, Portaloo Porta-Potty, Tidy John, Biffs, Johnny-On-The-Spot, Toi-Toi and my favorite, Portable Sanitation Unit) Especialy "full" one or one with out hand sanitizer or toilet paper.

Man!! how old it that porta potty? I think i'll call it shitiqua!!

shitiqua by Driabilo August 20, 2011

shitasquata 

When you need a dump and there is no toilet around you have a shitasquata (squat and have a dump)

i need a poo im gonna have a shitasquata

shitasquata by Reece Taylor January 7, 2008