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shit your face 

To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.

Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.
In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."

If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.
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shit up your face 

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"
- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

i will shit in your face 

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.
Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."
i will shit in your face by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

get your face shit on 

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk
"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1
get your face shit on by fdgd February 10, 2005

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself
“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026