shit train 

when you are taking a shit and it is one long continuous piece that is still attached to your asshole.

I was on the toilet the other day and I had to squeese my butt cheeks together to stop the shit train from coming out my ass.

shit train by hispanic panic January 15, 2009

Shit Train 

The level of inebriation or drug-induced handicap that is far beyond the standard human experience. If the terms "tipsy" and "buzzed" are used to describe the low end of this spectrum then the only level higher than "Shit Train" is death. Subjects designated as Shit Trains are likely in the beginning stages of alcohol poisoning and should seek immediate medical assistance.

"Did you guys ever find Nandini after the club?"
"No, was she ratchet?"
"No girl, she was a Shit Train."

Shit Train by Prof. Bawdon September 4, 2014

The Shit Train 

A roller coaster ride in which two or more people are riding in a car and out of nowhere it starts smelling like the most foul, vile shit you can imagine. At this point, passengers on The Shit Train are allowed to roll down their windows for fresh air or to vomit. Yes, some passengers on The Shit Train may need a barf bag to ride.

I made my friend ride The Shit Train three times on the way home from school!

The Shit Train by Bignos January 13, 2010

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

i shit trains by charlievato July 6, 2008

SHIT TAINT 

After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.

Man, I took a shit, forgot to wipe, and now I gotsta shit taint.

SHIT TAINT by Luckie August 16, 2006

Shit Trained

To be bombarded with insults and attacks after an incident meant to be a secrete is revealed

Justin Bieber was shit trained when word got out he got a girl preggers.

Shit Trained by mollgion November 7, 2011

I Shit Trains! 

The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces.

The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!" And by the power of the Unknown I shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.

I Shit Trains! by Anonymous Train Shitter December 21, 2008