Shit storm 

A seemingly endless series of unlucky events, or negative occurrences.

Bob seems irregularly upset today. Must be from that shit storm he's stuck in.

Shit storm by CnoMoney July 4, 2011

chemical shit storm 

Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy

I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.

chemical shit storm by Rat-Licker November 7, 2020

shit storm 

when all the shit hits you at once. A whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the shit storm you are being shit hammered.

ex: "Man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when I came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real shit storm."

shit storm by uzi4u July 15, 2007

Total Fucking Shit Storm 

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

Total Fucking Shit Storm by Godfatha September 14, 2012

Stone Shit Storm 

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.

"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."

Stone Shit Storm by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020

shit storm 

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

shit storm by D'emon November 7, 2002

flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact

chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.

flying shit storm by Dustin Wrather December 1, 2009