Shit ribbon 

Something that should be pleasant and enjoyable that over time becomes horrible e.g. pulling 3 feet of pretty ribbon that your cat ate out of its ass...

That movie started great, but then turned into a real shit ribbon...

Shit ribbon by kilogreen February 13, 2020

shit ribbon 

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

shit ribbon by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

Shitgibbon 

General insult....moron, idiot, Donald Trump in particular. (Origin: Scotland)

We voted to remain, you incomprehensible shitgibbon!

Shitgibbon by TooBloodyRight June 24, 2016

Shitgibbon 

An utterly infernal, rotten individual, especially one who tries their damndest to fuck their dog and tack their highly offensive views on everything.

Linda: Horror of horrors... Ted Nugent is trending on twitter?
Steve: Yeah, he called the Parkland students poor, pathetic liars with no soul.
Linda: What a fucking shitgibbon!

Shitgibbon by TedNugentKYS March 31, 2018

Shitgibbon 

An orange ass. An orange monkey who throws feces at all others.

Our current President is a shitgibbon.

Shitgibbon by KarmaDoodle September 29, 2020