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dog shit player 

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life
kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player
dog shit player by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

Shit Player 

The person in team deathmatch that has 2 kills and 17 deaths. Players like this are usually known for costing your team the game.
Person 1: How did we lose, we did so good?
Person 2: Bro look at this shit player in last place, how do you even do that bad?
Person 1: Was that guy even trying? How do you die 17 times and only get 2 kills!!!!
Shit Player by SirTaco123 September 9, 2020

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

Dat Shit Look Like Playdough 

The phrase uttered by a fellow club-goer when a rather large woman decides to bootydance, thinking she is indeed, the shit.
Chris: Eww, check out that McFatass trying to grind on Allen!

Brandon: Dat Shit Look Like Playdough!

player shit 

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)
"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."
player shit by Don Flong September 14, 2009

ain't playing shit 

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.
Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.
ain't playing shit by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022