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shit or get off the pot 

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."
"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."
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shit or get off the pot 

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.
You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?

shit or get off the pot 

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.
Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.
shit or get off the pot by Dan Ask December 17, 2004
Word of the Day on June 17, 2015

shit or get off the pot 

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.
We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"

to shit or get off the pot 

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it
Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026